Holy Cow... :(

Kinja'd!!! "CounterTorqueSteer" (countertorquesteer)
02/15/2016 at 01:08 • Filed to: Yuck

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I am on the tail end of the worst stomach virus that I’ve ever experienced. I’ve never felt so hopeless and exhausted in my life. OF COURSE it would happen on the night that I planned to propose. Granted, my girlfriend was the one who gave it to me. I hope everyone else had a better weekend than me. Goodnight Oppo.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > CounterTorqueSteer
02/15/2016 at 01:15

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I hate stomach viruses. Feel better soon.


Kinja'd!!! Shane MacGowan's Teeth > CounterTorqueSteer
02/15/2016 at 01:16

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Man, if she says yes while you’re firing out both ends, you know you got a keeper.

And if you still want to ask while she is, she's definitely the one.


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > TheHondaBro
02/15/2016 at 01:19

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Thanks boss


Kinja'd!!! DrJohannVegas > CounterTorqueSteer
02/15/2016 at 01:21

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“I want to catch your awful stomach viruses for the rest of my life.”


Kinja'd!!! Svend > CounterTorqueSteer
02/15/2016 at 01:40

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It looks like your plans all went to sh1t mate. (sorry, couldn’t resist).

Get well soon fella.


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > Svend
02/15/2016 at 01:45

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Haha :) Thanks mate.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > CounterTorqueSteer
02/15/2016 at 02:03

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that sucks!


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > CounterTorqueSteer
02/15/2016 at 02:05

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Sounds like a real pain in the ass.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > CounterTorqueSteer
02/15/2016 at 05:55

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Stomach flu is the worst! Pure misery! Last time I got it, I went to the ER and got anti-nausea meds, those are amazing. May not be an option for you, depending on the insurance situation, but if it is an option, I highly recommend it.

I guess you’ll have to get creative on a non-valentines day proposal. At least you’ll have a story!

Feel better soon!


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > shop-teacher
02/15/2016 at 07:50

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Thank you sir! I was literally ready to call for an ambulance when I finally threw up for the last time. It's true, her and I will definitely never forget when we both were rolling on the floor, ready to die haha.


Kinja'd!!! Dru > CounterTorqueSteer
02/15/2016 at 08:37

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A couple months back I had a stomach virus that simply would not go away. Fortunately, it was one of the rare non-dramatic variety; I was not shooting out of either end, but for fourteen-god-damned-days I could barely eat and had cramps and nausea. Towards the end all of my dreams were about pizza, burgers, and chicken wings.

Hope you're on the mend. Best of luck proposing.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > CounterTorqueSteer
02/15/2016 at 08:52

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Now that you’ve experienced it, you know to go for help sooner. I’ve had it three times as an adult, last time I only waited a few hours before dragging my ass into the ER. They give you the meds an an IV to rehydrate you.

Glad you’re feeling better!!!


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > Dru
02/15/2016 at 10:41

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Thank you very much. Sorry to hear that you had to go through that.